I think I’m allergic to humans
there’s always that one ship that
calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery
- 1: I should have bought that book, argghhhhhhh (dammit!)
- 2: Okay, not looking at the bill again.
- 3: Now, to get these inside my room/house/apartment without anyone noticing...
- 4: Hm, where should I put you, new books?
- 5: I will not regret this!
- What do you say after a book shopping spree?
Honeydukes in Hogsmeade at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter
*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*
- bf: are you scared?
- me: in this economy who wouldn't be