Personally, I just think rap music is the best thing out there, period. If you look at my deck in my car radio, you’re always going to find a hip-hop tape; that’s all I buy, that’s all I live, that’s all I listen to, that’s all I love. – Marshall Bruce Mathers III (October 17, 1972)

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yowing:

me texting someone: hahaha yeah

autocorrect: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHaahahHAHAOMGGG yeah

me: chill 


comedycentral:

Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from last night’s Daily Show.


Criminal Minds A-Z

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  • things I should be doing: reading
  • things I want to do: read
  • thing that I am putting off for no conceivable reason: reading

wifipasswords:

posting a selfie like

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To All Writers of Everything Ever

latenightspooky:

I need to rant about this:

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Also known as the best writing program ever! It’s a full-screen writing program!

So you open it up, and it looks like this:

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You’re thinking, “Ok, so what? It’s a screen with a picture. Whoopdie do.” But it get’s better! It’s…

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