Personally, I just think rap music is the best thing out there, period. If you look at my deck in my car radio, you’re always going to find a hip-hop tape; that’s all I buy, that’s all I live, that’s all I listen to, that’s all I love. – Marshall Bruce Mathers III (October 17, 1972)
me texting someone: hahaha yeah
autocorrect: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHaahahHAHAOMGGG yeah
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- things I should be doing: reading
- things I want to do: read
- thing that I am putting off for no conceivable reason: reading
posting a selfie like
I need to rant about this:
Also known as the best writing program ever! It’s a full-screen writing program!
So you open it up, and it looks like this:
You’re thinking, “Ok, so what? It’s a screen with a picture. Whoopdie do.” But it get’s better! It’s…