I think I’m allergic to humans

tessassgray:

there’s always that one ship that image

….always.

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 


(Source: emanuelco)

Things a Book Addict Might Say After a Book Shopping Spree
  • 1: I should have bought that book, argghhhhhhh (dammit!)
  • 2: Okay, not looking at the bill again.
  • 3: Now, to get these inside my room/house/apartment without anyone noticing...
  • 4: Hm, where should I put you, new books?
  • 5: I will not regret this!
  • What do you say after a book shopping spree?

Honeydukes in Hogsmeade at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter

(Source: secondquarterquell)

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

lovegud:

girls don’t like boys girls like well written female protagonists

(Source: lovegud)

at a horror movie
  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be